NewfieMagic

If everybody is thinking alike, somebody isn’t thinking…
“It’s easier to get forgiveness than permission”
“Even a stopped clock is right twice a day”
“Good judgment comes from experience, experience comes from bad judgment”
“Things which matter most must not be at the mercy of things which matter least.”
“People do not quit playing because they grow old. They grow old because they quit playing” (Oliver Wendell Holmes)
“Fat people are harder to kidnap” (hahaha)
“Beauty is when you notice a woman. Charm is when a woman notices you.”
“A person who can speak many languages is not necessarily more valuable than a person who can listen in one”
“A friend to all is a friend to none”
“Speak the truth but leave immediately after”
“We don’t see things as they are. We see things as we are.”
“The difference between ‘involvement’ and ‘commitment’ is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was ‘involved’- the pig was ‘committed’.”
“There are three types of people in the world: those who make things happen; those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened.”
“Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, faith looks forward.”
“Who gossips to you will gossip of you.”
“Never argue with a fool. Someone watching may not be able to tell the difference…